… but MacDailyNews reports that anonymous yet reliable sources say this is what Apple plans on debuting come October (concept art via Gizmodo).

“The technology already in use in the iPhone makes a MacBook Touch seem plausible. It would essentially be a larger, more powerful iPhone, but would it make phone calls and if so would it be available from AT&T? No word from the anonymous source on such speculation.” – iPhone Freak

Fetcho says if and when this hits the market, he’s buying it instantly!

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